A week of deaths, guns & roses. The news. With tiny teeth
This week, our theme is death, with one bit of good news as relief: Prime Minister Modi is leading by example in his Beti Bachao Beti Padhao campaign -- just not the way you'd imagine.
Meanwhile, in Uttar Pradesh, the dance floor is no longer safe: guns have replaced roses.
While Madhya Pradesh is a place where you get to discover life's best kept secret: everyone's gotta die.
And all of this while Skynet begins the robot uprising.
Yes, the world is just that bizarre.
Welcome to the latest edition of Sharkbite. The news. With tiny teeth.