When fashion designers go on drug binges, bad things happen. Photo: Kevin Mazur/Jeff Kravitz/Steve Granitz/MTV1415/WireImage
We hope there's a leprechaun at the end of that rainbow with a pot of fashion sense for Miley. Photo: Jeff Kravitz/MTV1415/FilmMagic
It's hard to believe this is the same species that sent a rocket to the moon. Photo: Jeff Kravitz/MTV1415/FilmMagic
That awkward moment where you make a political statement at the VMAs and no one gets it. Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage
Hollywood's favourite cliche - a stripper with a heart of gold. Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Here's what happens when the LGBT flag has sex with a broken TV. Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Houston, we have a problem. Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Luke was heartbroken when C3PO got goitre. Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Fun fact: It took just one large skunk to make this dress. Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
Who wore it worst: the craziest outfits from the MTV Video Music Awards
The MTV Video Music Awards just happened. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's the night MTV fondly remembers they once had something to do with music videos - by giving out awards for them. It's like the Grammys, if the Grammys let Hollywood's B, C, D and E-listers in as well.
And since Hollywood's riffraff barely get any attention, they were dressed to draw as much attention as possible. From the likes of Frankie J Grande who came looking like he'd been touched by a gay King Midas, to Rebel Wilson, who decided to be a self-hating stripper cop. The VMAs truly had it all, as long as the "all" refers strictly to fashion disasters.
Since the theme of the night seemed to be fashion disasters, it only stands to reason that Miley Cyrus would host the show. And she didn't disappoint with a host of fashion disasters. Now that our eyes have recovered, we've put together a list of the VMA's worst dressed, so you can start feeling better about that faded tee you wore to work today.
Text and captions by Ranjan Crasta